See, the guy on the right is Rep. John Hostettler (R, of Indiana), who "forgot" that he had a gun in his briefcase when he went to the airport. Unlike mere mortals like you or I, he was asked if he meant to do anything bad and turned loose, instead of having his ass hauled off for rectal probes and prosecution. This story was on fark minutes before the photoshop contest. 1 + 1 = ?