MC Frontalot alerted me to a meme (via Twitter) where you randomly select a band name, album title, and a photo for the album cover.
For the band name, hit Random on Wikipedia and use the title of the first article as your band name.
For the album title, grab random quote from The Quotations Page, and take the last four or five words from the last quote.
Finally, for the album art, take the third picture on Flickr's Explore the Last Seven Days page.
Over at BuzzFeed, there's a thread with some incredible contributions. I was in a creative mood this afternoon, so I worked one up, too. Here's mine:
One part Jonathan Coulton, one part John Mayer, one part Jonathan Winters, Gabriel Adams' first major label release, One Might Wish to Hide, bursts onto the folk/pop scene with a fresh vocal style, catchy, witty lyrics, and stirring pop arrangements. Watch this one; Gabriel Adams is a force to be reckoned with.
Full quote: The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide. --Margaret Cho
Gabriel Adams: Mayor of Pittsburgh